How To Do Things Drunk (another list)

1. How to drive drunk: Don’t do it.

2. How to study drunk: Just do it because it’s better than not doing it at all.

3. How to write drunk: With a pencil.

4. How to have sex drunk: With one eye open, and with a condom.

5. How to drink when you’re drunk: (drum roll) ///…///…BEER!!!

`~Tuesday guy